Silly rules?

"deadpedal" (ddpdl) 09/13/2013 at 20:14 • Filed to: None

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Ladies, gents, old heads, rubes, charlatans, opponauts,

If it's not to much trouble, could someone give me a rundown of the house rules for kinja/oppo 4.2.3 or the current jalop manifesto?

A link, a hint, anything helps. I've been out of the loop a while and I'd like to know how to best conduct myself in order to bring great honor/shame upon the oppo community.

Anywho, it's been forever in innernet years, I offer a sweet van as payment. Please help.

xoxo

deadpedal

Lets Just Drive > deadpedal 09/13/2013 at 20:19

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1.) Do not talk about the rules.

2.) Do not talk about the rules.

And lastly...

3.) Two Wheels Bad.

Welcome. You are now every bit as fluent in the language of Oppo as any other Opponaut with maybe the exception $kay.

Blondude > deadpedal 09/13/2013 at 20:25

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Automatch's awesome welcome post.

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Gamecat's general handbook of Oppo-ness.

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Gamecat235 > deadpedal 09/13/2013 at 20:25

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Here's a good start:

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/tag/owners-man…

Nothing has changed / Everything has changed.

Except Spiegel.

nobody > deadpedal 09/13/2013 at 20:25

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1. Don't be a dick.

2. Don't be a dick.

3. But seriously, don't be a dick.

Gamecat's got a writeup here

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Gamecat235 > Lets Just Drive 09/13/2013 at 20:26

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SHHHHHHHH!

deadpedal > Blondude 09/13/2013 at 20:27

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Thanks. I'll read up.

#wagons

Slave2anMG > Gamecat235 09/13/2013 at 20:27

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And the TL;DR version I offered...

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SCR - The Soup Of The Day is Bread > deadpedal 09/13/2013 at 20:28

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Last I remember, SR20, nsfw (and, preferably, politics and personal shit) behind the jump. I think that's about it?

deadpedal > Gamecat235 09/13/2013 at 20:29

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I'm glad his name is in the quiver. Being understood is over-rated.

Good looking out. Mucho appreciado.

Tom McParland > deadpedal 09/13/2013 at 20:29

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Welcome back! A blast from the past I take it...you were before my time. It seems someone has already shared my "Welcome" link. Always nice to have a legend return.

deadpedal > Lets Just Drive 09/13/2013 at 20:31

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only after we've lost everything, are we really free to do anything.

3) Having low-sided a 150cc Vespa overseas...I get it.

Thanks. Glad to have returned to the nest.

Gamecat235 > Slave2anMG 09/13/2013 at 20:31

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Verily

deadpedal > Tom McParland 09/13/2013 at 20:33

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Wayback machine still works I guess.

Thank you for documenting the culture.

I'm no legend, infamous at best...

Tom McParland > Blondude 09/13/2013 at 20:33

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Thanks for giving out my post. :)

I have bait for you and Nighthawk later in a Night Oppo

Blondude > Tom McParland 09/13/2013 at 20:37

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Oooooooooh.

deadpedal > SCR - The Soup Of The Day is Bread 09/13/2013 at 20:39

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Saw a pre-war Bugatti at Costco doing donuts.

{big silly breasts}

My mom's got cancer because she's a stupid republican.

amidoinitrite?

SCR - The Soup Of The Day is Bread > deadpedal 09/13/2013 at 20:45

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Something like that, yeah.

deadpedal > SCR - The Soup Of The Day is Bread 09/13/2013 at 20:52

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just tryna be funny.

Thanks for the rundown.

My moms is a cancer patient if that makes it less goofy...

{things you'd never expect to type}

Also, mwah, I missed this joint.

Lets Just Drive > Gamecat235 09/13/2013 at 20:53

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Whoops.

I'm sleeping with all my guns tonight.

Lets Just Drive > deadpedal 09/13/2013 at 20:54

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Mob rule; it's the best kind of rule.

deadpedal > Lets Just Drive 09/13/2013 at 21:05

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power without abuse loses its charm.

not charles schulz

SCR - The Soup Of The Day is Bread > deadpedal 09/13/2013 at 21:50

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I don't know about less goofy. Perhaps a bit more tragic. From one random person on the internet to another, I'm sorry to hear that and I hope things go well.

And yeah, I frequently go away for a while, only to come back just to see the friendly banter/community

deadpedal > SCR - The Soup Of The Day is Bread 09/13/2013 at 22:04

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life and life only

I'm down with random internet love. We'll see how things go with moms. I do appreciate the well wishes. Thanks. Really.

I've haunted this place for ever, funny thing the online community.

be good...

SCR - The Soup Of The Day is Bread > deadpedal 09/13/2013 at 22:16

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Oh I've been around posting extremely infrequently since around 2008. It's been interesting to see who comes and who goes and who comes back and who never really leaves. Lots of good people get chased away with every new "update" of the site.